Friggin in the riggin

[originally performed by sex pistols]
There was a bunch of roadies
And this here is their story
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say they're sorry
They've traveled cross the nations
Fuckin' paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
They're here for the duration
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name is rick
Whose "bozo-do" is slick
He really thinks he knows it all
He's just a jersey hick
Wanking, cranking, georgie
He always finds an orgy
He rubs his balls and picks his nose
He's horny georgie porgie
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The kind of sleaze is ring
Polaroid's his thing
He whipped it out, her teeth fell out
And now it's in a sling
From la we have troy
His fetish is playboy
A smelly trout, he'll eat it out
Go wash your hands you're m.o.i.
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
John tempesta is the joker
The adams apple choker
Sandra bernhard is his twin
He'd probably even poke her
The b-boy was john rooney
He was a fuckin' loony
He does a rap, he thinks he's black
He's soft like gerry cooney
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
Yo my name is bill
Dur, bouncing is my skill