Plump

Plump man on a throne with a body large,
Totally controlling Israel from afar.
From Moab he had come upon us.
He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald's.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's been widespread.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's plump,
Politely said.
Plump King Eglon made life a pain,
So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign.
God sent Ehud to save the land.
In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan.
He's plump,
He's plump,
A king-sized bed.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's plump,
He might regret.
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king,
I've got a word of God.
He pulled a sword out from underneath.
Plump got the point
It went very deep.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's been quiet.
He's plump,
He's plump,
He's plump,
He might be dead.
Is Eglon out of our hair?
I think so.
Is Eglon out of his chair?
I think so.
Was Eglon caught unprepared?
I think so.
Where's Eglon?
Down over there.