Post nasal drip

Spontaneity, wake up with a cold
One day healthy, another day old
Snort anthahistome with a rubber hose
To break up this congestion in my nose
As silly as this may seem
The smell of mucous is quite keen
The aroma doesn't last too long
When it dries up the smell is gone
When your lying alone in your bed
All the snot goes to one side of your head
One side is clogged up like a drain
The other so clear air goes to my brain
I wonder where all the burgers are stored
I've never tasted one, never been that bored
I wonder why it has to be
Made up of three consistencies
One is slimy, sometimes runny
Just like honey
The other is gooey, sometimes chewy
Great with stew or a huey
The kind you flick are harder than a stick
They seem to be the easiest to pick