One hit wonder + dammit (live from la)

"This next song has a fancy little intro,
that Tom's gonna play for you guys right now" - Mark

"I'm gonna play the intro!
I'm gonna play the intro!
Hold on a second -
Ze song goes like zees.
Shhhh!
Hey what if all you people were naked, like, from the waistdown?
And I can't even tell.
For all I know no-one's wearing pants.
This song goes for all the people not wearing pants." - Tom

This one goes out
To all our fans
To all the punk-rock kids who've been into our band
You only know us
From this one song
Here's news for you
We've been around
For six years long
And it hurts
(It really fuckin hurts, man!)

(We're all gonna get laid!)
It's alright
To tell me
What you think
About me
I won't try
To argue
Or hold it
Against you
I know that
You're leaving
You must have
Your reasons
The season
Is calling
Your pictures
Are falling down

The steps that
I retrace
The sad look
On your face
The timing
And structure
Did you hear?
He fucked her
A day late
A buck short
I'm writing
The report
On losing
And failing
When I move
I'm flailing now

It'll happen once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe
I'll see you
At a movie
Sneak preview
You'll show up
And walk by
On the arm
Of that guy
And I'll smile
And you'll wave
We'll pretend it's okay
The charade
It won't last
When he's gone
I won't come back

It'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been here for too long
To face this on your own
Well I guess this is growing up

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala

Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

"I guess this is throwing up" - Tom