One for me

You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe. You cracked me up
I laughed so much I nearly died. It`s so funny I was weeping.
Cried so hard. I nearly split my side. I watched you laughing
on the TV. I don`t get it said the kindly host. But there are
many here among us. Who feel the sight is but a joke. Your
imagination`s running riot. Sometimes I swear you believe
what you say. No-one seems to notice it`s the same joke.
It`s just told in a thousand different ways. And I can`t wait
to read the new ones. Yeah the comedy just gets better
every day. You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe. It`s funny
how it all turned out that way. You should have known
better. It`s not for you. This one`s for me. I saw a picture of
you grinning. Yeah that smirk covered your entire face.
It almost split your head in two. I hear you sold it to OK.
Sell a photo of you laughing. The more you hoot the more
they pay. You don`t even need to get your clothes off
anymore. You`re a bit too old for that stuff now anyway.
Somebody saw you at the party. You did the one where
you`re falling flat on your face. You had the whole place
cracking up in stitches. Apparently you fall with such good
grace. And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes. The
mutton dishes up on the Sunday plate. Is now the lamb in
Ghostly guises. It`s all done in the best of taste. You should
have known better. It`s not for you. This one`s for me.