Heaven is a halfpipe

If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i cant do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a dj
Spinning dub all night long
And heaven would just kickin back
With jesus packing my bong
And if you dont believe in jesus and muhammad and budha too
And while da world is warring
Just sit back and laugh at u singing..

If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i cant do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But i looked a little closer
And theres a sign says