Ready for bed

None of the pretty girls could do it
None of the pretty girls could do it
I tried and I tried but I couldn't get through it
None of the pretty girls could do it

All the battles in my life
When I went out once or twice
We talked it over on a date
And then decided we would not mate

And when I'm alone at night (When I'm alone at night)
Brushing my teeth by moonlight (Brushing my teeth by moonlight)
I think of the ones I've kissed
And I think they're the ones I don't miss to kiss

And when I'm all ready for bed
I lie awake and think about the things that I've said
I pretend to sleep 'cause I know that I should
I pretend to sleep though I wish that I could