Perfect girl

Don't want to be alone today
Cuz i want you more than words can say.
The perfect girl, you've got to be out there,
The one who won't really even care.
If i get drunk and piss on myself
And every day i smoke a pack of cigarettes,
And i have this dream involving my guitar
And frequently take trips to the nudey bar.

But i, promise to always be true
And i would never cheat on you.
I want to be the one who takes care of you
When you're feelin blue... the perfect girl!

Give me the chance, i swear i'll make it right.
When you leave i'll kiss you good night.
The perfect girl, you know we'll never fight,
Because you think it is alright
If i get drunk and piss on myself
And every day smoke a pack of cigarettes,
And have this dream involving my guitar
And frequently take trips to the nudey bar.