Ugly bitch with a mustache (skit)

[Spoken]
Damn, fuck you, Bit Alc'
Yo, what I be
Yeah...
Fucking drunk, haha...
Haha!
Yeah, this girl's fuckin' and buy my shots
For some motherfuckin' nap
Sure
Got that goose...
You are sick, dude!
Yeah, she wants to fuck and smoke me out
Ähhm... She wants to fuck at the party
What?
Oh yo, what the fuck! where's she, dude?
Let's go there...
There she's, right there!
Where?
Oh that girl at, that girl at there!
No! No, motherfucker!
That girl, that girl right there!
That one...
Oh, damn!
That hot ass one in the blue
Yeah!
No motherfuck', no motherfucker!
Oh...
That girl?
No way, you're kiddin'!
Haha!
Wow!
'Cause she's an ugly ass bitch with a mustache!
Hey, shhhh...
Be quiet, be quiet!
Haha...
Hi guys, can I buy you some shots or goose?
Wow...