The voicemail of jesus christ?

[Dial, Tone and someone's voice:]
"Come on, come on
I konw you're home, now come on
Come on, come on
pick up, pick up, pick up!"

[Background music and answering machine:]
"Iam Jehovah, El Shadai
Christ of Nazereth, the Hight priest
Lord of lords, King of kings
Right now I'm not in but at the the tone you may live your message!!"
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