Why can't i be a disney princess

Why can't I be, a Disney Princess?
I've got everything a Disney Princess needs
I've got the singing, I've got the dresses
Just need a prince to get himself down on one knee

And maybe like Snow White,
I could wish into a well,
Or find the answer in a book
Just like that funny girl named Belle
Or maybe like Mulan I've got to fight for royalty
Disney when will you discover me

All I need is a true love's kiss
And a magic carpet ride
Handsome prince right by my side
And animals that listen when I call
Perfect hair and big round eyes
I'm a princess in disguise
But i don't own a castle or a house with seven men or royal spouse
No stepmother for plot twists worth awards
I burst into song get funny looks Always got my nose stuck in a book
So where's this prince, tiara's, spells and swords.

But i know I could be a Disney Princess
Will i get to give the "royal" thing a whirl
Or will I always, just be quite normal
A deluded silly average teenage girl!