Man of constant borrow
Cledus t. juddThere's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known
SOLO
My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did
He thought for sure that it was his
I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet
I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)
Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
Comedian
Extrodinaire
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair
I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair
Check his garage it's probably there
I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say
He has no plans to (really???) pay
Mais ouvidas de Cledus t. judd
ver todas as músicas- 270 Somethin'
- Leave You Laughin'
- Double D Cups
- 1/2
- One Jack Off
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
- Cledus Went Down To Florida
- Tree's On Fire
- Refried Beans
- 1-900-Sheila
- She's Inflatable
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
- I Love Nascar
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
- Don't Mess With America
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
- Where's Your Mommy?
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
- My Crowd
- My Voice