I guess you had to be there

Storm blew a tree down in my back yard
My ax wouldn't cut it and my saw wouldn't start
Good excuse for a trip to the hardware store
To get that little hottie working a thrill for sure
I know that she digs me cause when I walked in
Here she comes a running with her can I help you grin
Like a puppy on a leash she followed me around
I left her drooling at the mouth when I walked out

But I guess you had to be there
To believe what I saw
Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls
She didn't have a prayer
But I guess you had to be there

I'm pretty sure she ment to drop that can of W-D
So I could see her bend over in her tight blue jeans
I was eye to eye with Taz and a Tweety tattoo
Forced to play a little game of peekaboo
She lead me down the isle by the caulking glue
Asked me if I had any plumbing to do
Hands planted firm on the curve of her hip
Looked at me like she was lookin' for a little lip to lip

But I guess you had to be there
To believe what I saw
Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls
She didn't have a prayer
But I guess you had to be there

She did that little finger thing-y threw her hair
Practically undressed me with her playboy stare
I gave her back that look that she was looking for
I think that she forgot that we were sitting in the store

But I guess you had to be there
To believe what I saw
Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls
She didn't have a prayer
But I guess you had to be there

Yeah I guess you had to be there
To believe what I saw
Her blue eyes glued to my liberty coveralls
She didn't have a prayer
But I guess you had to be there