It's the whiskey that eases the pain

It ain't love, it ain't money that makes this world turn around
When you hit rock bottom you still may not be on the ground
I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane
It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain

Eve told Adam that she had aples for sale
Adam bought the first one and I bought the last one and went to hell
I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane
It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain

Well I'll drink doubles and chase my troubles away
And while you're waking up tomorrow I may still be living today
If you need a crutch don't try to walk with a cane
It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain