Beauty and the beast - gaston (reprise)

(Gaston)
"Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm."

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking...

(Lefou)
A dangerous pastime...

(Gaston)
I know
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself
I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan

"If I..."

(LeFou)
"Yes?"

(Gaston)
"Then we..."

(LeFou)
"No! Would she..."

(Gaston)
"Guess!"

(LeFou)
"Now I get it!"

(Both)
"Let's go!"

No one plots like Gaston...

(Gaston)
Takes cheap shots like Gaston...

(LeFou)
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston...

(Barflies)
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
My what a guy!
Gaston!