The flat's a mess (feat. evan edinger)

I might forget to wash my cup
I might forget to hang your wet clothes up

The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I might have eaten all your cheese
That’s fine but could you buy some please

The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I might have accidentally stretched your top
I might have wait the new one I just bought

The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
Wait what the heck that’s disgusting

The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I put a cactus in your bed
(Evan stands up and leaves)

The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

Interlude with whistle

I might forget to wipe my feet
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo
With mayonnaise and unpaired all your socks
And drew on your toys and vandalized your room
And put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress

The flat’s a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be