Evil genius

out in the hallway I said hello the dance is this friday do you wanna go
probably not, she promptly replied, but kudos for asking you're such a nice guy
i shoulda known, id end up at home
watching my star wars box trilogy
but here is the truth, if she only knew, ive gottha a secret shed never believe, WHOA

Kelly doesnt know that i'm a evil genius
with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
she'll never know that we can take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels

down in the basement i wish she could see
the monkeys ive altered.. genetically
and all of my plans to make a home on the moon
its not quite completed, but its coming soon
when i fall asleep all i do is dream
of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
when i am awake, its hard to concentrate
on the assembly of a robot army
Kelly doesnt know that i'm a evil genius
with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
shell neve know that we can take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels

I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
theres no reason i couldnt give it a chance
i walked through the doors and what should i see
it was kelly staring back at me
and she said
"I've always wanted to be a mad professor
with a bottle nose dolphin I can name sylvester
if thats the kind of thing your into im your girl"

cuz ive been looking for a evil genius
with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
and now that i found you
we can take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels