The mother of all deceptive lies

"Man is Satan" is what you preach
"No God or devil" is what you teach
Anton LaVey - inventor of this idiocy
Founder of the church of hypocrisy

How can you hate 'herd conformity'
When you act all the same?
Breaking the rules you claim to keep
Behold, an endless horde of sheep

I shall desecrate your worthless sign of the goat
And rip apart LaVey's 'Bible' page by page
Only the foolish submit to this idiocy
You shall not stand when your hypocrisy is exposed for all to see

Hypocritical
Contradiction
Self-deceiving
Lie