Gentle art of making enemies

The words are so familiar-
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this
If you don't make a friend, now
One might make you-
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don't you look so surprised
Happy birthday...Fucker
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]
Well all you need is just one more excuse
[You put up one hell of a fight]
[You put up one hell of a fight]
I wanna hear your very best excuse
[I've never felt this much alive]
[I've never felt this much alive]
Your day has finally come -
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it -
It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole -
You may never see the light again
[There's always an easy way out]
[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
Then all you need is just one more excuse
[You put up one hell of a fight ]
[You put up one hell of a fight]
I wanna hear your very best excuse
[I've never felt this much alive]
[I've never felt this much alive]