Tuna fish promenade

This town
This town
Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
Sealed Tuna Sandwich
With the wrapper glued

It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack

It's just a place for us to play
To help us pay
The cost of the ticket back to LA
The cost of the ticket back to LA
The cost of the ticket back to LA

All the people in the sandwich town
Think the place is great
What if part of it is crumbling down
Most of them probably won't be round

They'll either be dead
Or move to San Francisco
Where everybody thinks they're heavy business

It's just a tuna sandwich
From another catering service