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Wendy and Robin, they book the queer bands
The book the shitty ones, they won't book us
They got Rash and Herpes, the Probers too
They all suck and so do you

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Fags, fags here comes one too

Wendy and Robin, they book the Probers
They book Rash up and Herpes too
They book the queer bands, they won't book us
They say we make a mess of The Zoo

Wendy, Robin got fags in The Living Room
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They got an album out, it sucks
They really suck 'cause they don't want us
They say we make a mess in their room
They book all the fuckin' faggots too

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