Don't step on the grass, sam

Staring at the boob tube
turning up the big nob
trying to find life in the wasteland
searching for a program
gonna deal with mary jane
ready for a trip to the head land

Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen
along with his guest self-rightous SAM
some old guy who doesn't count
his hair and clothes are much to out
pushin' back his glasses
SAM says
he was elected by the masses
with that in mind
he starts to unwind
a viscous attack upon the grasses

It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty
don't step on the grass, SAM
when we ruin our fair country
don't be such an ass, SAM
when we hook your sons and daughters
your so full of shit, SAM
all will pay who disagree with me

Disinformation Joe and SAM
feedin' it to the nation
but the one that didn't count
counted'em out
exposing all their false quotations
faced by an awkward situation
It's all they had to save the day

It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty
don't step on the grass, SAM
when we ruin our fair country
don't be such an ass, SAM
when we hook your sons and daughters
your so full of shit, SAM
all will pay who disagree with me
please give up you already lost the fight alright

You waste my coin, SAM all you can
to jail my fellow man
for smokin' of the noble weed
you need much more than him
youv'e been telling lies so long
some believe they're true
so they close there eyes to things
they have no right to do
just as soon as you are gone
hope will start to climb
please don't wait around to long
your wastin' prescious time

It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty
don't step on the grass, SAM
when we ruin our fair country
don't be such an ass, SAM
when we hook your sons and daughters
your so full of shit, SAM
all will pay who disagree with me
please give up you already lost the fight alright