Bitches and other women

I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a full night's sleep
I'm feeling so stuck, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk baby, too stoned and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feelin' hungered, can't see the reason
Just had an all-meat pie

Girl when you call my name
I salivate like Pavlov's dog
Girl when you lay me out
My heart is beatin' louder than a big bass drum, oh right

Now you got the mix
and Audie you got the sticks
Love is a bitch
Yeah you got the mix
Audie you got the sticks boy
But love is just a bitch, oh yeah

She's just a bitch, baby

If I could sing you,
If I could sing you a love song so divine
Would it be enough for your cheatin' heart
Or would you think this boy's insane
He's insane

I'm talkin' 'bout the women
all around the world
Women behind bars
Women in fast cars
Women in distress
I like a lady with no dress
Women in aeroplanes
Women who play their games
Women in a uniform
See the woman with her clothes torn

Women who satisfy
Women you can't buy
Like the women in a magazine
And them ladies in the limousine
Women who sip champagne
Women who feel no pain
Women in a disco
Women that don't want to know, know, know

Women wanting sympathy
Women feelin' ecstacy
Women that live in a fantasy
About bringin' a man right down to his knees, yeah

Women that fall in love
Women that need a shove
Women that can't be beat
Check out that lady in my back seat
Women in the U.S.A.
The women steal your heart away
Women into rock 'n' roll
Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show

Women that we write songs about
Women that turn around and kick you out
Women you dream about all your life
Women that stab you in the back with a switchblade knife

Yeah you got a mix
and Audie you got the sticks boy
But love is a bitch
Yeah you got a mix
Audie, you got the sticks baby
But love is a bitch, all right

She's a real cool bitch
She's a nasty bitch, yeah

Ain't love a bitch