I've got a problem (and the problem is you) / turn the candles on

I've got a problem, I've got a problem
I've got a problem and the problem is you...

Little fishy get him in the teeth he hit the middle
He put it in my head and then he put it in the middle
He give it to me big and then he give it to me small
He coming through the window, he coming through the door
He looking like a devil, but he say his name is Jesus
He looking like a devil, but he only want to please us
I got it in my head, he got it in his feet
We put it all together and eat the red meat

(You're coming in my face...)

Nothing is away...

Put it in your pipe and smoke it

Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home
Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home

Well they look like friends, but they taste like foes
Well they look like friends, but they taste like foes

They aren't me
They aren't me
They aren't me

Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home
Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home

It comes once in a lifetime
It comes once in a lifetime
It comes once in a lifetime
It comes once in a lifetime
It comes once in a lifetime
It comes once in a lifetime
It comes once in a lifetime
And now it's gone

Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home
Coming home, coming home
Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home

Turn the candles on, baby
You know that I'm being serious
You know I like to joke sometimes, but
Now is not the joking time, I'm serious

They put a hundred people in a hole each day
A hundred people in a hole each day
And I'm not going that a way
No, I'm not going that a way
And if you want to stay, you want to stay
And if you want to stay, you want to stay
You better, you better
You better put your hands up through the sky

Turn the candles on
Turn the candles on, I'm coming home

I'm coming home