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Half man half biscuitThey say the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It's nine o' clock on ITV
I believe I've seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors
Don't open for you
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Beat up on a Monday with your
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You call Glastonbury "Glasto"
You'd like to go there one day
When they put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
December sees ?
Clad in low alpine
Your children are painfully soulless
? Rides Norton
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Doughboy impressions with your
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For sale: gym equipment
But now your jeans are too tight
Amanda Burton on autopilot
It's all you need each night
I wear a tolerance robe
I have the patience of Job
But when I hear your wife's silly giggling
At Ann Summers' party
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Medieval banquets with your
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Stick this in your Volvo (8x)
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- 1966 And All That
- The Best Things In Life
- Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
- He Who Would Valium Take
- Look Dad No Tunes
- Ordinary to Enschede
- If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
- Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
- The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
- Reasons to Be Miserable
- Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
- Vatican Broadside
- Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
- Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
- (live!)
- The Referees Alphabet
- All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
- Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
- I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan