Saigon's still kickin

I built this diaphragm so I could bang your four rifles and play around with your little sister cannonballs
When they said you were a paraplegic they forgot to mention you could dance the Charleston
I love a good Charleston in the afternoon
The Mormons have brought levitations to Republican way of thought
God bless that Auntie M. for making that callDrip down me like the dirty horse carriage motherfucker I am
Give your son my glass eye for Hanukkah
He means well for a bed wetter