I'd like my picture took

I'd like my picture took
What do I have to do to get my picture took?
Who do I have to be to get my picture took with you?

I'd like to spark with you
Having a plate develop in the dark with you
Nothing I wouldn't do to get my picture took with you

Me sittin' down, you standin' up
Lookin' at the birdie will be fun
Hands in my lap, yours on your chest
Just like Napoleon

And someday we'll take a look
Into a fam'ly album or a mem'ry book
'Stead of a boring evening, we'll be laughing at
The picture that I took with you