Coffee cup song

i look in my coffee cup
i can't think of anything better than you
i stare over the waters and look up at the sky
wishing i could have you right here by my side
your name sounds so beautiful
familiar to me
mercedes
where have i heard that name before
i think i read it in a men's room behind the door
well it said, call me for a good time
call me for a good ol' time
call me one more time
oh you call mercedes, oh
i love the way you rock 'n roll, oh oh
i love the way you flirt with me, oh oh
you brought up my stinkin' shirt with me, oh oh
but that's okay 'cause
i can't heat you in the microwave
can't put you in the fridge to save for a rainy day
but you are my sunshine
wish i could have you all the time
just to keep me warm
so just hold my coffee cup
just like i would hold your hand
just like that baby
can't you understand i will always be your one night stand
oh mercedes oh
you rock my world
oh mercedes oh
kove, love, love, love
1-900 mercedes, oh
to you i fall
i tumble for you
happy birthday mercedes

mercedes is someone's name. this changes everytime as do some of the lyrics depending on the event, person, etc.