Little drum machine boy

[holiday robot funk noise]:
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olam
Aww yeah
That's the holiday--
Rum-pum-pum-pump
--that's the--
BIIII YATCH--
holiday robot funk!
Rum-pum-pum-pump, Rum-pum-pum-pump.
UH
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olam
right about now, we're gonna drop some--
Rum-pum-pum-pump--Hanukkah science.
yeah uh, uh, this is it...

I press a button make the gentlemen cry,
I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry,
and I funk this joint and shake that holiday gear
the system boomin' strictly Pioneer, under the rear, bringin' a tear
aww la lal waa

Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olam {x4}

I turn it out in a holiday mode,
safe like a seatbelt in a Volvo,
keepin' it real like a spray-snow tree
we'll shut it down, harmoniously, rockin' softly, 8/0/8 beats.

pimpin' is his game

I get the shit lit like a menorah
this funk's so illegal I think I might need a lawyer
I'm not a firestarter, but my beats gets hotter
get 'em out like an allowance, footwear, I rock with New Balance
Hanukkah pimps on it, check.
check the mic, I rock the pimp
no sweat
meals are mackin', tracks jackin'
ejaculating like buffet tables and record labels
willin' and able, to bring my funk in the place it needs be
lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
spin 'em around, play around, like a dreidel
kinda science that puts ya back into the cradle
oh my shit, sometimes this track is so poignant
somebody please pass me some kinda ointment
put these rhymes together like a thief
clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
droppin' science so you don't even know what hit ya
next thing you know you're 13 gettin' a Bar Mitzvah