Right hand man

Lemme use your toothbrush. Have you got a clean shirt?
My panties in a wad at the bottom of my purse.
I walk into the street, the air's so cool.
I'm wired and I'm tired and I'm grinnin' like a fool.

I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.
I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,
lookin' for my, my, my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
Said my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
If he can't fix it, I don't know who can.

The sensamilla salesman, the cops on the block,
they know what I been doin'. They see the way I walk.
I wonder what they'd say now. I wonder what they'd do.
To feel somebody want them the way I'm wantin' you.

I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.
I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,
could you really be, my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
Said my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
Use me up if you think you can.

Oh, I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.
I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,
lookin' for my, my, my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
Said my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man
If he can't fix it, I don't know who can.

Oh, said, my right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man.
Said, my right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man.
My right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man.
Said, my right hand, my right hand man
my right hand, my right hand man.

If he can't fix it, gonna find a boy who can.

* In live performances, Joan sings:
If he can't fix it, gonna find the one who can