The headline

My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing
a ghost stole our life savings
stand aside, my bum's five foot wide
my mate boiled my willy

I'm so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies

My psychic dog has healing powers
there's a time lord in my loo
mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
i fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)

I'm so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies

With my boobies, yeah.