I am your man

I always see the girls walk past me
But they really dont know what im like
Im funny,talented and stupid
I hate boys because they try to take my women
They get on my nerves so i start pokin

So i keep on saying
I cant stand guys
They have ugly eyes
They smell like cats
And are fats
They are so stupid
They act like cupid
But they dont know,I am your man
Ha
(your man)
Lalalala
(your man)