Mother lover (feat. andy samberg)

Oh dang...
What is it dawg?
I forgot, it's Mother's Day.
Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way.
She'll be so disappointed.
Damn I forgot it too.
This could have been avoided.
What the hell are we gonna do?

My mom's been so alone,
ever since my daddy left (cold)
No one to hold her tight,
life has put her to the test.

I know just what you mean,
my mom's been so sad and gray (word).
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Hold up.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms,
women with grown women needs
I say we break ?em off
Show ?em how much they really mean, 'cause

I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moms

I'll be pushin' that lady, where you came out as a
baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each other's moms

Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom
clutchin' on this lube and roses

I got my digital camera,
I'mma make ya' momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Showed up
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d- d- d - d- d - d ? doggystyle
(yeah)
This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day, ?cause

I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moms

I'll be pushin' that lady, where you came out as a
baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each other's moms

Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather

And while you're in my mother, make me another
brother (yeah)
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber
(oh!)

Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother's Day