Are you f*cking kidding me? (facebook song)

They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once
That is how you grow emotionally
Well I have been misused by many-many-may men
But nothing can compare to how you treated me
At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it's many years ago I feel it to this day

And now
You wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are coming back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
'Til this morning's friend request suprise
At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again
You narcissistic arsehole... oh
You nasty, nasty man

And now
You wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding?

I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
Or which member of the beatles
Or which 1950s movie star

I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate
I suspect you'd be a pirate
But I don't wanna verify it
And I don't give a shit what you stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look - Just follow me on twitter
I don't care about your family tree
And I certainly don't want you
Poking me!

Again

And so you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Oh you fucking fucking fuck
Click "ignore"