Super salesman

Swell, they call me the super salesman
'cause selling is all I do.
I've got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you--
'cause I'm a super salesman
Super super salesman
I'm a super salesman,
That's what I am!

You can tell I'm a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes.
Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed..
Guaranteed to lose!
I'm a super salesman, etc.

But you'll be doing yourself a favour
And you know that I'm sincere
I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap
It's music to the ears.
Now listen to me:

Sell, sell.

I've got things to save you money
I've got things to save you time
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
I'm a super salesman, etc.

Yes I'm the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere
Take a good look inside of yourself
You'll find a salesman there.
And you're the super salesman,
Super super salesman
You're the super salesman,
That's what you are.

Sell yourself, it's later than you think
Sell yourself, it's later than you think
Super salesman,
Super super salesman, etc.
Uper salesman