Tango

(verse 1)
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth,
bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not,
lets roll her to a carwash
Now washin you will be like washin a goth
all that black lipsticks round their gobs,
how the fuk do we get it off i think
this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter
ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter...... dint
ya!!
See you still got orange fingers!!

(hook)
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange (X2)

Slap, bang you gotta fake than bitch you look like the
tango man
bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango (X2)

(verse 2)
......"its the gone-wrong salon".......
Your clothes keep wrippin like your the female
incredible hulk,
you gotta broken bra, a broken top,
a broken phone n a broken coat,
youve bin wearin the the same jacket since you was in
year 8
and it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that aint
great.
You tried to be christina so ya died ya hair black,
but really you looked like the vicar of
dibley.."wot!"... on crack!
Now step back and just face the facts you dont like
the fact
i get facety on wax, anyways talkin about wax,
look at your face, girl relax!!

(hook)

(verse 3)
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin,
when its approaching halloween,
or on ya english breakfast place her next to the bacon

she could be the beans, and you always know
where shes been and you always know when
shes had a pee, coz the toilet seat aint clean,
the toilet seat has an orange sheen...."ching"....
Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its
urgent,
have you seen her face its disturbin,
how much fake tan are ya squirtin errr its hertin ma
eyes
it's startin to look like a sunrise
and ya fake tans so "ming!!" you are attracting flies!

(hook)
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange (X2)

Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the
tango man
bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango (X4)

(spoken)
"You got tangoed!!! and you know the worst thing..
You done it yourself hahaha!!"