Straight out of the crompton

I must apologise to you if I have been a drunken fool
I'm afraid it's been one of those days
I only came out for some food, then decided that it would be rude
Not to drink until my eyes were glazed

"Straight out of the crompton"

I keep on stumbling to the bar, though conversation's growing hard
And everyone else is just arriving
I'm supposed to be at work tomorrow, but I'm sat in the corner full of sorrow
There's no way I'll be fit for driving