Fly straight or drop the oar and wreck

my very existence makes you chew up pencils
my very existence makes you cringe
one would think that after so much hurt and pain
an ordinary human would unhinge

detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog

and you've got so much on your plate right now
and I'm just breathing down your neck
all I can offer are these parting words
fly straight or drop the oar and wreck