Pink - stupid girl

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if i act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, i don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to fred segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny
Tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if i act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, i don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if i act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, i don't wanna be a stupid
Girl

(break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and i'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that i'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what i wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if i act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, i don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if i act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, i don't wanna be a stupid
Girl

[interlude]
Oh my god you guys, i totally had more than 300
Calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can i borrow that?
[vomits]
I will be skinny

(do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(i like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if i act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if i act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, i don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if i act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, i don't wanna be a stupid
Girl