Megadiscountsuperstore

If you want honeycombs and calories and sugarcubes
If you want everything that you have ever seen
Just ask for technicolour trousers and accessories
Just ask for everything that you could ever need

Oyster pate, CD players, shiny tambourines
Gorgonzola, rice and portraits of the Queen
Everything you see is yours for less than anywhere
Everything you see is what you actually need

Cos this is MDS, our prices are the best
Come in as we confess we put new smiles on each new face

Designer perfumes, rugby shirts and kegs of vaseline
Baby bumpers, ribbed condoms and huge TVs
Leather shoes, diet food and nitro glycerine
Everything you see is all you'll ever need

Cos this is MDS, our prices are the best
Come in as we confess we put new smiles on each new face

We only want to serve you
We only want you to love us
We only want to serve you
We only want to jack you all off

Cos this is MDS, our prices are the best
Come in as we confess we put new smiles on each new face
We'll put a smile on your leach-like faces