Road rage

I have always been amazed
by the size of your motor car
for a short fat ugly bastard
you've realy come quite far
with your fucking great big wheels
and your fucking great big tires
you can keep on squashing hedgehogs for miles and bloody miles

if there's someone in your way
you can flash your lights and toot
and floor the bloody pedal
with a finger style salute
then all the other drivers
who are getting fucking mad
they'd like to poke your eyes out
they'd have you jack the lad