Badges posters stickers t-shirts

Me and my mate we think youre great
Some we like and some we hate
I know him Ive seen him on the adverts
Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts

You were bloody great last time you come
I thought me ead was stuck in the bass drum
Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

So howd you get a start in show biz
My mates as good on the drums as he is
My mate thinks Im bloody cracked
Please sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic
I think theyre great, just fantastic
Im unemployed, hes still at school
He gets annoyed cause Im such a fool

You dont half sweat a lot up there
Have you got showers in here?
Youre bloody great, my bloody head hurts
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Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc
Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy
My mom says were a pair of perverts
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Cmon mister

We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
Now weve missed the frigging train

Hey! can I have one of them lagers?

Thanks very much, mate. can e have one?

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