One buffaloo, two buffali

A goose and a goose make two geese
A moose and a moose make two meese?
A mouse and a mouse make two mice
A grouse and a grouse make grice? Greece!

One buffalo, two buffali
Sounds good give it a try
It may be wrong, it still might may fly
One buffalo, two buffali

I don't think so!

An ox and a ox make oxen
A fox and a fox make foxen?
A cow and a cow make cattle
A sow and a sow make sattle? Seattle?

One kangeroo, two kangeri
Works for me, give it a try!
It may be wrong, it still might may fly
One kangeroo, two kangeri

A whole bunch of cricetts make a racket
A whole pack of jackels make a jacket
Bucks make a bucket
Ducks make a duccat
A whole bunch of duckets make a quacket? Why not!

A pooch and a pooch make two peach
A leach and a leach make two looch
A roach and a roach make two reach
A priest and a priest make what - preach?

One carraboo, two carrabi
I love it, give it a try!
May be wrong, it still might fly
One carraboo, two carrabi !

Twelve inch worms make a foot worm
It's one long skinny shaped worm
Two foot worms make a feet worm
That you measure with a tape worm

A gnu and a gnu make two gnee
A shrew and a shrew make two shree?
A pair of canaries, how sweet
Thats called a Parakeet

One cocka two
Two cocka four
Why don't you make up some more
Adding an S, oh what a snore
One cocka two
Two cocka four

One buffalo, two buffali
One karaboo, two karabi
One kangeroo, two kangeri
One buffalo, two buffali

(Ashley: Mary-Kate, whats a whole lot of baby thoots?)
(Mary-Kate: Baby teeth)
(Ashley: Ok, whats a whole lot of Baby Ruths?)
(Mary-Kate: Baby Reeth)
(Ashley: A lot of hippos?)
(Mary-Kate: Hippies)