Go at it

I saw a dirty car and I washed it
I saw a little bug and I squashed it
I saw your little face and I brought it
And I step up in the club and I tore it
Yeah, I been it...seen it
I invented swagger and I called it
Ordered me some tacos and enjoyed it
Sang my song and I made it
Put in my CD and I played it
Took it out the player and I tossed it
All these rappers sounded really jaded
All these artists sounding so dated
Now I'm flossing - making money, made it
The rent was overdue, so I paid it
Police came in my house and raid it
Looking for some shit, but I flushed it