Santa's pissed

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin layed an egg
The bat mobile lost its wheel
And the jocker fucked your mom!

Hey hey little girls and boys
What's on your list for this year?
Teddy bears and lots of gifts
Well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!
Your getting razorblades
Stalking of hand grenades
And in your sleep tonight
I'm gonna come on your face

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
The milk was sour and the cookies sucked
So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's takin names,
And your first in line
(Later we'll have some fuckin pie, and we'll do some caroling)

Put that cookie down motherfucker
As we all know, christmas is that mystical time of year
When the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave
To feed on the flesh of the living.
Santa's pissed and he's comin to town
He's takin names and he's throwin down

Wicked witch of felling asleep
You smell like you're not going to like what you see,
Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass
1,000 Oinks scratching at the field of dignity you
You’d always love meat, you’ll see lets see what anti-gravity says,
Preachers says to get the fuck out of the way
That’s when he looked for duke

Spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like
That dancing, you like that prancing
Add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid
Fucking donner and blitzen, what did you expect
Go harder, bitch
You fucking donner go hug a fucking light switch
Some people never thought that coppers would run out
Go hold your breath and send santa back to the slut house!

5 - Severed heads in a box
4 - Bitches on his cock
3 - Beds of nails
2 - Bullets
1 - Gun

Broken candycanes
Stalking of coal and bad grades
You better watch out
(Bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick
That tree right up yo' ass)

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
The milk was sour and the cookies sucked
So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's takin names,
And your first in line.