Suggestion for the new nanny

If you wish to be our sitter,
please be sweet and never bitter,
help us with math and book reports
might i add, eat my shorts
BART!!
just cuttin' through the treacle
if maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
let me get, away with moider
teach us songs and magic tricks
might i add, no fat chicks
HOMER!
the nanny we want is kindly and sage
and one who will work for minimum wage
hurry nanny, things are grim,
I'll do it!!
anyone but him *nods*