Suicide is easy

I don't feel that good after all
I wanna blow my brains against the wall
But I wanna do it in style
And that can take a while!

So I wanted to jump of the bridge
I never realized I was afraid of ice
The first time I felt afraid
And I thought of all the good things in my fridge

I don't feel that good after all
I wanna blow my brains against the wall
But I wanna do it in style
And that can take a while!

So I went home and ate my last meal
And then I thought about long ago
Standing there thought about smoking my last dope
Maybe that will give me some hope

I don't feel that good after all
I wanna blow my brains against the wall
But I wanna do it in style
And that can take a while!

Thoroughly stoned I layed my head on the rail
How was I to know it was a motorway
So I keep thinking why
After all I don't wanna die