You've got mail enhancement

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down

And to destroy you!
Burn in hell!

I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE FUCK!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em
My PC takes a shit on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD'S

For every spam I get
I'm gonna make u eat your own shit
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own dick

Thank you for ruining the internet (fuck face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Donkey Balls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Cooter Cram)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)

I get rebooted and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame joke from my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what is this Shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
DICKS ON THE SCREEN
Endless dickage - colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment

For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gonna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good

Thank you for ruining the internet (shitlick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (anal butter)
Thank you for ruining the internet (cunt)

The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or communicate with anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these assholes
Who gotta be like I'm gonna shit all over
This precious gift to mankind
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gonna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of shit to get at them

Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet