Do you remember the first time ?

You say you've got to go home
'Cause he's sitting on his own again this evening
And I know you're gonna let him bore your pants off again
Oh God, it's half past eight
You'll be late

Oh, and you say you're not sure
Though it makes good sense for you to live together
Still you bought a toy to reach the places he never goes
And now it's getting late
He's so straight

Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
But you know that we've changed so much since then
Oh yeah, we've grown
Now I don't care what you're doing
No, I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah

You wanna go home?
Well, at least there's someone there that you can talk to
And you'll never have to face up to a night on your own
Jesus, it must be great
To be straight

Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
But you know that we've changed so much since then
Oh yeah, we've grown
Now I don't care what you're doing
No, I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah
You wanna go home?

You wanna go home?
You wanna go home?

Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
But you know that we've changed so much since then
Oh yeah, we've grown
Now I don't care what you're doing
No, I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah