True mud

I feel the mud between my toes
I wanna fight true mud with you

- What can I get for you, sir?
- I need a true mud
- Did he said true mud?
- Yeah, he must be one of that grouches, grouches love mud
- Oh ???, he doesn't look like a grouch to me
- Are you a ???
- What are you doing? Just get me some mud! I need mud!
- Alright, alright! True mud, commin' up!
- Here you go!
- That's not true mud!
- It's not?
- It's a potato!
- Oh...oh right! That's a true spud! Spud mud...spud mud!
They sound so much the same! They rime!
Guess I got confused!
- I need true mud! Hurry!
- Mud...you ain't one of them grouches, are you?
- Just give me some mud! I need some mud!
- I don't have mud...but I do have this broken watch! It's a true ??
- I don't want a spud, or a ?? or a ?? I want mud!!
- That was a true ??
- I mixed some ?? water, made a whole lot of mud, sir!
- What do you want with all this mud?
- It's time for my mud bed!
- Mud bed? He must be a grouch!
- Now that's what I call true mud!!